kawaii mori no circus

ryulongd:

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

isn’t this a joke from Look Around You and not some tolkien garbage though

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if…

melvanainchains:

ouendanl:

why do the blades extend

where’s he keeping all this extra blade

inside his actual hands

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why else would he be wearing those expressions

isopodde:

D-D-D-DYNAMITE WRESTLERS

CHO ANIKI

 - jjba phantom blood: the fanfic
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chudobs:

castlevaniadawnofsorrow:

i did a reading of the best fanfic ever made

Sppedwaggan larghed.
” Heheheheah.” he said, swalowing zappeni’s hat whole. Zapperli zfreams and punch him in the ass. Spedwortegen made and fart out zucchini’s hat back out.
" Good." Zuopi sniffed, purting him hat back on. Johnathan laffed, clapping his hands.
" I like magic." he saud. " Do another."
Zapoopa smiled.
"Okay." He said, and reached into his hat and pulle ouut a hamon cchesse snadwich. Jonah barked and slithered over to him and ate the sansitch. Speedweed beginned to cry because he wanted one two. Jonintendo felt so bad ford him he thrown up half of the sondwich up out of his tum.
"Frends has to share." He nodded. Sperdwhale maked a laugh and fucked jonan right inj the pussy. Erin was watch and get madf. But it were too late.
" I am in mpregs now." sas jobathan and just then, goirgio armani appear straight from his butt.
" I am ready to fuck bithces." say digornio.
"I say." speelewheel remark. "that am my boy."
"No am," georg sai, shacking him heads. " mine daddy am a WRRRRRRY."
"shut ur whore mouth." Johnson tell him, buyt before he could, Dio crash throughthe ceelinh and land on zapanini, killing him all at once.
" OH NO A WRRRY!" Screem Johnny Test, as speddgaggan go over ans eat zeropani’s hat agin.
"Papa!" Sads Goronio, standing up.
" Ams me. The dio." Duo said.
" fuk u deo." said jone. " no w zeppelin is died."
"yeah but he’s sexier this way." pointed out a dio. tey stared at zatarni’s broke corpse.
"yeah but still…" jornat said madly. " now he can’t do sandwciche magic."
"who care tho?" dyo snrt. " he can’t not make the pb and j."
" yeah but urs ugly." jownathen siad and fart so bad it killed dio right away.
THE EDN.

THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE

mariowiki:

reblog so the guardians of smash may bless you and your loved ones

mariowiki:

reblog so the guardians of smash may bless you and your loved ones

 -  Dio and Skeletor's bizarre adventure
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vargskelethor:

Dio and Skeletor’s Bizarre Adventure


I’m sorry.

babyfawnlegs:

ouendanl:

ouendanl:

me: Hell Yeah Boy gonna look for those Spooky Cool Lady Size Costumes

halloween costume website: CORSET SKELETON

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yugichrist:

krakenwyrm:

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yugichrist:

yugichrist:

July 18, 2014 - Scientists Discover First Ever Shark Raising Orphaned Bee

Marine Biologist Dr. Kylie Richards made a startling discover last week while piloting an unmanned underwater vehicle over the Mid-Atlantic Ridge - her video feed displayed what appeared to be a white tip shark feeding and caring for a Nevada bumblebee. “I have no idea how the bee is able to breathe underwater,” explained Richards, “But it’s clear to me, without a shadow of a doubt, that this bee is an orphan.”
Richards, an expert in entomology in addition to marine biology, explained that many bumble bees are often separated from their nests when both of their parents are killed by their natural predators, peregrine falcons. “The falcons dive at over 10,000 miles per hour to strike and surprise their prey, bumble bees,” Richards elaborated. She then told us that despite media portrayal, sharks are actually extremely loving parents, often finding orphaned animals of completely different species and raising them as their own.
Using the underwater vehicle’s robotic arm to wave goodbye to the shark and its foster bee, Richards piloted the vehicle back to the ocean surface and loaded it back onto her research team’s ship. “I’m confident that bee is going to have an excellent life in the ocean,” Richards said to herself happily, moments before her ship was attacked by a swarm of weaponized albatrosses, frigatebirds, and storm petrels.

Nature is amazing

thats not a fucking bee its a yellow pilot fish http://www.paparazsea.com/p/community.html

"No I’m pretty sure it’s a bee" - National Geographic

yugichrist:

krakenwyrm:

dogjpeg:

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

July 18, 2014 - Scientists Discover First Ever Shark Raising Orphaned Bee

Marine Biologist Dr. Kylie Richards made a startling discover last week while piloting an unmanned underwater vehicle over the Mid-Atlantic Ridge - her video feed displayed what appeared to be a white tip shark feeding and caring for a Nevada bumblebee. “I have no idea how the bee is able to breathe underwater,” explained Richards, “But it’s clear to me, without a shadow of a doubt, that this bee is an orphan.”

Richards, an expert in entomology in addition to marine biology, explained that many bumble bees are often separated from their nests when both of their parents are killed by their natural predators, peregrine falcons. “The falcons dive at over 10,000 miles per hour to strike and surprise their prey, bumble bees,” Richards elaborated. She then told us that despite media portrayal, sharks are actually extremely loving parents, often finding orphaned animals of completely different species and raising them as their own.

Using the underwater vehicle’s robotic arm to wave goodbye to the shark and its foster bee, Richards piloted the vehicle back to the ocean surface and loaded it back onto her research team’s ship. “I’m confident that bee is going to have an excellent life in the ocean,” Richards said to herself happily, moments before her ship was attacked by a swarm of weaponized albatrosses, frigatebirds, and storm petrels.

Nature is amazing

thats not a fucking bee its a yellow pilot fish http://www.paparazsea.com/p/community.html

"No I’m pretty sure it’s a bee" - National Geographic

tokenduelist:

Rouge is genuinely concerned for Ayame right here. Holding that goddamn pose and not moving a single inch. Like “Ayame? You okay there buddy? ” like wow goddamn what’s wrong girl you’re stuck like that.

axleheart:

please take the time to watch this video you will not regret it